Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The "Free" Link!

*sigh*. 
I am disappointed, craigslist. 

Trying to get something off of the "free" section of craigslist is like trying to pull away a piece of raw salisbury steak from 14 ravenous dogs: impossible.

I tried to get a desk, a bed frame, a tapestry, an end table, a bookshelf and even some kitchen goodies.

I either received apologies that they had already been taken or no reply at all.

When looking for something for free on the list, you must be glued to your browsers "refresh" button. You should also probably have a pre-written draft that goes something along the lines of:

Hello! I am writing in response to your post for a free _________ . I can pick up _________. You can contact me at _______. Thank you!

If you don't put a phone number, more than likely they won't reply. If you ask questions about the free thing, more than likely they won't reply. And if you can't pick it up yourself, forget about it.

I want to have faith in you, "free" craigslist link. However, consistently trying to find something for three weeks and coming up empty handed is a bit like having a disappointing lover.

I will stay faithful to you, dear craigslist. I just may not find myself looking for freebies anymore.

*sigh*.

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